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23 October 2006 @ 09:23 pm
 
It's like a madhouse in this place. I haven't a clue what's going on, so I thought it would be safest to retreat to the library until everything blows over. If anybody wants me, I'm encamped in the restricted section - reference T to Z. I've built a yurt. At least I think it's a yurt. The blueprints weren't very clear, so it could be anything. Maybe a canoe. Or a sandwich toaster.

Anyway. I'm just going to read up on my Wilde Beaste Compendium until things return to normal or the library falls down. I'm game; we could see who rots first.
 
 
 
Padfootistuffmypants on October 23rd, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)
Moonyyyyyyyyyyy hello.

My, what a lovely ... wigwam thing.
Remus Jane Lupin: rar get away from my chocolatemoopylunin on October 23rd, 2006 08:46 pm (UTC)
Oh hello. I thought you weren't talking to me.

And it isn't a wigwam, it's a yurt. Or something.
Padfootistuffmypants on October 23rd, 2006 08:49 pm (UTC)
I weren't? Er, wasn't? I thought you were the one not talking to me.
Remus Jane Lupin: hanging around street corners againmoopylunin on October 23rd, 2006 08:50 pm (UTC)
Why wouldn't I be talking to you?
Padfootistuffmypants on October 23rd, 2006 08:56 pm (UTC)
Well aren't you angry with me?
Remus Jane Lupin: real girls wear pinkmoopylunin on October 23rd, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC)
Maybe. A bit. Shut up. I thought you'd probably forgotten.
Padfootistuffmypants on October 23rd, 2006 09:13 pm (UTC)
Well I haven't.

What's that you're writing?
Remus Jane Lupin: real girls wear pinkmoopylunin on October 23rd, 2006 09:15 pm (UTC)
Oh. Sorry.

Nothing much, just some notes for Defence.
Padfootistuffmypants on October 23rd, 2006 09:28 pm (UTC)
Notes my bottom, you've drawn little hearts all over the page. Oooh is it a love note? How sweet of you to write one for m- HEY. WHO IS PROFESSOR MONKSHOOD?
Remus Jane Lupin: omg disco where!?moopylunin on October 23rd, 2006 09:31 pm (UTC)
They are not hearts! They're ... boggarts. And if you must know Professor Monkshood is the new Defence teacher.
Padfoot: istuffmypants on October 30th, 2006 12:03 am (UTC)
Weeeeeell now. Defence teacher, eh? y-

... What's this here about his quivering thighs?
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on October 30th, 2006 08:20 am (UTC)
No! Sirius! Give it b- argh no pinching, this isn't a fair fight.

Padfooooot.
Padfootistuffmypants on October 31st, 2006 03:13 am (UTC)
Don't you padfoot me, you slaggy love note writing teacher fancying book reading thing!!

Quivering thighs indeed.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on October 31st, 2006 08:00 am (UTC)
I am not slaggy! Anyway you're one to talk. You've been off canoodling with James or that imposter whoever he is. Don't think I don't know!
Padfoot: stop staring at my crotchistuffmypants on October 31st, 2006 11:45 am (UTC)
WHAT.

That is a bald-faced lie! I've never canoodled in my life! Especially not with a weedy malnourished spello-speccyed James-pretendingtobeing cabana boy who thinks he knows the Gryffindor handshake but OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I'm insulted you would even suggest such a thing.

And besides, even if I were to engage in a little canoodling WHICH I HAVEN'T it wouldn't be any of your business. Slaggypants.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on October 31st, 2006 08:14 pm (UTC)
Well ... well. I see. If that is the way you feel, then ... then maybe I'll just go and throw myself into the arms and/or thighs of Professor Monkshood after all. I'm sure he doesn't go off at the first sign of cabana-esque behaviour.
Padfootistuffmypants on October 31st, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
For your sake I hope that he does!






Cabana pants!












whimper
Remus Jane Lupin: rar get away from my chocolatemoopylunin on October 31st, 2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
For my sake! Like you even care.




I hope you have fun in your false bed of sin.
Padfootistuffmypants on October 31st, 2006 10:16 pm (UTC)
YEAH WELL HAVE FUN PLAYING HIDE THE LEAFLET WITH PROFESSOR DREAMBOAT IN YOUR STUPID LOVE DEN OF SWOTDOM.

MAYBE HE'LL WRITE YOU A SONNET ABOUT HINKYPUNKS.
Remus Jane Lupin: rar get away from my chocolatemoopylunin on October 31st, 2006 10:25 pm (UTC)
FINE THEN I WILL. I DO HOPE WHATSHISNAME IMPOSTERFACE HAS A HIGH TOLERANCE FOR CUNTISHNESS.
swoonylupin on October 31st, 2006 10:50 pm (UTC)
Excuse me, young lad, but did you first get permission before building a tupik in the library?
Remus Jane Lupin: real girls wear pinkmoopylunin on October 31st, 2006 10:52 pm (UTC)
Er sort of. I mean. It isn't a tupik, it's a yurt. At least I think it is.
swoonylupin on October 31st, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC)
Ah. How ... charming.

Sorry, were you doing homework? Forgive me, I've disturbed you. I'll just, um. Bye!
Remus Jane Lupin: hanging around street corners againmoopylunin on October 31st, 2006 10:59 pm (UTC)
No! I wasn't, I mean, it's no problem.

I was sort of hoping to run into you actually.
swoonylupin on October 31st, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
... You were?
Remus Jane Lupin: omg disco where!?moopylunin on October 31st, 2006 11:17 pm (UTC)
Yes well. I was just wondering. Have you- and er- I mean would you-
swoonylupin on November 3rd, 2006 04:37 am (UTC)
Would I what- OH MY GOD YOUR NOSE.

Here, take my handkerchief.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on November 3rd, 2006 08:32 am (UTC)
Ah thank you. Erm. I'm sorry. That doesn't usually happen.
swoonylupin on November 3rd, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC)
Episkey.

I understand. The dry winter air can often cause the nasal passages to- well, yes.

Would you like some chocolate?
Remus Jane Lupin: what's this about quivering thighs?moopylunin on November 3rd, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
Yes, it must just be the atmosphere.

Nnrhg Yes please. I'm very fond of chocolate.
swoonylupin on November 3rd, 2006 09:36 pm (UTC)
I am too. Perhaps too fond, actually, I've made a habit of carrying some with me everywhere.

Er. Are you sure you're alright? You look a bit ... flushed.
Remus Jane Lupin: real girls wear pinkmoopylunin on November 4th, 2006 01:17 am (UTC)
I do that too!

No no I'm fine. It's just. Well seeing as, erm, you like chocolate, and I like chocolate, I wondered if maybe you wanted to get some. With me.
swoonylupin on November 8th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
What??

I- oh Jesus. Actually, could I have that handkerchief back?
Remus Jane Lupin: a bit of a pansy reallymoopylunin on November 8th, 2006 08:40 pm (UTC)
Oh I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I mean of course you wouldn't want to. I- ohh and you're bleeding. I'm really, really sorry. Here let me just-

There.

Must be the weather.
swoonylupin on November 19th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)
Yes. The weather. That must be it.

Mr. Lupin, I fear I may have given you the wrong im- nffrmmfrngh
Remus Jane Lupin: melting your knickersmoopylunin on November 19th, 2006 07:40 pm (UTC)
I'll stop if you really want me to.

But I don't think you do.
swoonylupin on November 20th, 2006 05:28 am (UTC)
Ah. Well I can't imagine what could have given you that idea.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on November 20th, 2006 09:34 am (UTC)
I think it was this.
swoonylupin on November 20th, 2006 06:56 pm (UTC)
For your information, it is a reflexive, purely physiological reaction- djkghdg get your hand out of there!!
Remus Jane Lupin: what's this about quivering thighs?moopylunin on November 20th, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC)
Dammit Lily told me that would work.

I mean, uh.
swoonylupin on November 22nd, 2006 06:15 pm (UTC)
I hadn't pegged you for the type to elicit groping in the middle of a library. I mean- the books!!
Remus Jane Lupin: a bit of a pansy reallymoopylunin on November 22nd, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
I'm not! Not usually, anyway. I'm usually very boring and dull.
swoonylupin on November 23rd, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)
Oh, I wouldn't put it that way. You're selling yourself short. We can't all be James and Sirius, after all.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on November 23rd, 2006 12:23 pm (UTC)
Ah. Sirius.

I think I ought to go. I'm er. Sorry about.

ttfn!