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03 January 2007 @ 07:45 pm
 
New Year Resolutions


Eat less chocolate.

Spend more time doing homework and less time getting distracted by Sirius/James/Peter.

Write to my parents more often.

Find better hiding places for my underwear.

Learn to play an instrument.
 
 
 
Padfoot: stoned? me? nevar. >_>istuffmypants on January 3rd, 2007 08:04 pm (UTC)
Hullo, Moony.
Remus Jane Lupin: mr giggles is mine now!moopylunin on January 3rd, 2007 08:08 pm (UTC)
Hello, Padfoot.
Padfootistuffmypants on January 3rd, 2007 08:11 pm (UTC)
Good holiday?
Remus Jane Lupin: melting your knickersmoopylunin on January 3rd, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
Alright. Ate too much trifle. You?
Padfootistuffmypants on January 3rd, 2007 09:44 pm (UTC)
It was ... quiet. Until Evans turned up. Then it was loud. And not in the good way.
Remus Jane Lupin: mr giggles is mine now!moopylunin on January 3rd, 2007 09:45 pm (UTC)
Oh dear. You could hear them through the wall?
Padfoot: 'lo moonyistuffmypants on January 3rd, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC)
I wish. A wall at least would have been somewhat comforting.
Remus Jane Lupin: rar get away from my chocolatemoopylunin on January 3rd, 2007 09:49 pm (UTC)
You don't mean- ugh that's quite disturbing.
Padfootistuffmypants on January 3rd, 2007 10:04 pm (UTC)
Oh Moony it was awful. Evans' underwear landed on my face. I had to think of England.
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James Potterihavebigprongs on January 3rd, 2007 08:06 pm (UTC)
1) ahahahahha yeah right
2) ahahahahahaha ha yeah right
3) well. yeah you should.
4) YOU KNOW THE MAP? WELL OVER CHRISTMAS PADFOOT AND I ADDED YOUR UNDERWEAR AS A HUMAN ENTITY TO THE MAP. HIDING IS IMPOSSIBLE, CHUM.
5) want me to teach you violin? :D
Remus Jane Lupin: rar get away from my chocolatemoopylunin on January 3rd, 2007 08:09 pm (UTC)
YOU WHAT?? PRONGS DO YOU REALISE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?
James Potterihavebigprongs on January 3rd, 2007 08:11 pm (UTC)
Oh. Something amazing?
Remus Jane Lupin: melting your knickersmoopylunin on January 3rd, 2007 08:15 pm (UTC)
Not exactly, no. Do you not realise that if Sirius is able to access my underwear at any time of the day or night it might well lead to increased ... inappropriate activities and I'm sure you don't want that especially not if it might possibly involve your bed.

Savvy?
James Potterihavebigprongs on January 3rd, 2007 08:18 pm (UTC)
You lot stay off my bed. It's a heterosexual heaven. Not unlike your mum.
Remus Jane Lupin: mr giggles is mine now!moopylunin on January 3rd, 2007 08:19 pm (UTC)
Alright, we'll stay off it from now on.
James Potterihavebigprongs on January 3rd, 2007 08:22 pm (UTC)
What do you mean from no-

..

okay now I don't feel so bad for wanking into your pillow case in fourth year.
Remus Jane Lupin: oh you didn'tmoopylunin on January 3rd, 2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
WHAT. BUT- YOU- JAMES THAT IS DISGUSTING.

Okay well you know what? Remember that time you were so drunk you couldn't see so we tied you to that statue in the Charms corridor and Stacey Hornbush was touching you? Intimately?

That was Gilderoy Lockhart.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on January 3rd, 2007 08:47 pm (UTC)
YOU LITTLE BAS- WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM?!

FINE. FINE! REMEMBER THAT TIME IN THIRD YEAR AT NEW YEAR WHEN THERE WAS AN INTERHOUSE PARTY. YOU HAD A GIRL CRUSH ON ELEANOR JACKSON AND WE TOLD YOU SHE WAS GOING TO KISS YOU AT MIDNIGHT. BUT REMEMBER HOW THE LIGHTS WENT OUT SECONDS BEFORE BUT YOU STILL ENDED UP BEING GROPED AND SNOGGED IN THE DARK.

WASN'T ELEANOR.

THAT WAS GILDEROY LOCKHART.
Remus Jane Lupin: rar get away from my chocolatemoopylunin on January 3rd, 2007 08:58 pm (UTC)
WHAT. YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN GAY SINCE THE START AND YOU NEVER TOLD M- No hang on that doesn't make sense. Never mind.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. I MEAN I CAN BELIEVE THAT YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT ELEANOR JACKSON, YOU PRICK, BUT YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT MY FIRST FUMBLING STEPS INTO SEXUAL RELATIONS WERE WITH GILDEROY LOCKHART. HE CARRIES A BLOODY TEDDY BEAR AROUND WITH HIM. IT ISN'T NATURAL.

You're such a knob. Oh and speaking of which, remember that time in fifth year when you made me and Peter tell Lily you wanted to take her to Hogsmeade? We told her you had syphilis and that your cock was the size of a liquorice allsort. That's a sweet by the way. It isn't very big.
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Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on January 3rd, 2007 10:27 pm (UTC)
WAIT A MOMENT. Sirius! Gilderoy Lockhart can't have been your "first time."

Have we not decided to count the disgusting little incident in first year? When you molested me?!
Padfoot: stoned? me? nevar. >_>istuffmypants on January 3rd, 2007 10:31 pm (UTC)
WHAT.
Lily Evans: You what?vilyofthelalley on January 3rd, 2007 10:34 pm (UTC)
OH DON'T YOU START DENYING IT AGAIN.

REMEMBER!? It was Christmas- you sneaked up on me in the dark - grabbed me, shoved your tongue down my throat, and stumbled off. .
GRUNTING.

You even had the audacity to gloat about it the next morning.
Padfootistuffmypants on January 3rd, 2007 10:49 pm (UTC)
What?!? Evans even if I had shoved my tongue down your throat, I certainly wouldn't tell anyone about i-

oh wait.

HA. AHAHAHA. EVANS. That wasn't me, that was Gilderoy Lockhart. I remember now, I saw him do it. So naturally I told everyone.

...

HAHA EVANS SNOGGED SOMEONE EVEN FAGGIER THAN JAMES.
Lily Evans: You what?vilyofthelalley on January 3rd, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
WHAT.


So my first- the first-

GILDEROY LOCKHART!?!
Remus Jane Lupin: no i did not knit that myselfmoopylunin on January 3rd, 2007 11:07 pm (UTC)
I think we've all underestimated Gilderoy Lockhart.