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23 May 2007 @ 02:07 pm
 
I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME.

JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HOT WEATHER DOESN'T GIVE YOU ALL THE RIGHT TO STICK ICE CUBES DOWN MY CLOTHES EVERY TIME I'M TRYING TO WORK. IF I FAIL AND END UP LIVING IN THE GUTTER IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT.

Tossers.
 
 
 
Padfootistuffmypants on June 9th, 2007 11:44 pm (UTC)
You know you secretly loved it.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 9th, 2007 11:46 pm (UTC)
Not when they started getting in my underwear I didn- Sirius what are you doing?

SIRIUS- GET OFF
Padfootistuffmypants on June 9th, 2007 11:47 pm (UTC)
NEVER.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 9th, 2007 11:49 pm (UTC)
CHRIST I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU SPAYED. SIRIUS- N- NRGNH STOP IT.
Padfootistuffmypants on June 9th, 2007 11:52 pm (UTC)
YOU WOULDN'T.

Come on Moony you've been studying for hours. It's time for a break. Your brain might melt. ... Well it might melt anyway IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE but my way is better.
Remus Jane Lupin: I've been expecting youmoopylunin on June 9th, 2007 11:53 pm (UTC)
Nah I wouldn't. Probably.

Nrngh alright, alright. What did you have in mind?
Padfootistuffmypants on June 9th, 2007 11:55 pm (UTC)
This.

Heh.
Remus Jane Lupin: you can't do that to a prefect!moopylunin on June 9th, 2007 11:56 pm (UTC)
Sirius! James and Peter are asleep over there!
Padfoot: stop staring at my crotchistuffmypants on June 9th, 2007 11:59 pm (UTC)
I knoooooooow.
Remus Jane Lupin: melting your knickersmoopylunin on June 10th, 2007 12:02 am (UTC)
Well what if they wake up! You haven't even closed the curtain- nnrnhffhhhrmmfr okay shutting up.
Padfootistuffmypants on June 10th, 2007 01:25 am (UTC)
Good boy.

WELL. I see it's laundry day today.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 10th, 2007 01:29 am (UTC)
It's been laundry day for a week since you hid all my underwear.
Padfootistuffmypants on June 10th, 2007 02:03 am (UTC)
Ahhhhhahahaha yeah. Definitely one of my better schemes.

Here hang on, what's this?
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 10th, 2007 02:05 am (UTC)
What's what!
Padfootistuffmypants on June 10th, 2007 02:06 am (UTC)
Don't you play innocent with me!
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 10th, 2007 02:08 am (UTC)
I'm not! Sirius what are you-


Ah.
Padfootistuffmypants on June 10th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)
Well???
Remus Jane Lupin: strong and manly ... sort ofmoopylunin on June 10th, 2007 02:16 am (UTC)
I'd rather not discuss it.
Padfootistuffmypants on June 10th, 2007 02:23 am (UTC)
You'd rather not discuss it?? You've been carrying this thing around in your pocket for fuck knows how long, and you'd rather not discuss it?!!?!
Remus Jane Lupin: you can't do that to a prefect!moopylunin on June 10th, 2007 02:30 am (UTC)
Oh come on, don't overreact. It's just a stupid photo.
Padfootistuffmypants on June 10th, 2007 02:35 am (UTC)
JUST A STUPID PHOTO?!??!
Remus Jane Lupin: you can't do that to a prefect!moopylunin on June 10th, 2007 02:39 am (UTC)
Keep your voice down!!
Padfoot: stoned? me? nevar. >_>istuffmypants on June 10th, 2007 02:42 am (UTC)
I WILL NOT KEEP MY VOICE DOWN! YOU HAD A PHOTOGRAPH. OF MY BROTHER. WEARING A TUTU. IN YOUR CUNTING POCKET. AND YOU ARE TELLING ME NOT TO OVERREACT.
Remus Jane Lupin: peace and quiet I BEG youmoopylunin on June 10th, 2007 02:44 am (UTC)
BAD DOG!
Remus Jane Lupin: I've been expecting youmoopylunin on June 10th, 2007 02:49 am (UTC)
Well now that you've stopped shrieking at me.

I'm sorry, alright? I'd honestly forgotten I had it at all. But uh, you probably don't want to know where it came from.
Padfoot: stoned? me? nevar. >_>istuffmypants on June 10th, 2007 03:04 am (UTC)
OH DON'T I.

Remus Jane you've got some splaining to do.
Remus Jane Lupin: peace and quiet I BEG youmoopylunin on June 10th, 2007 03:09 am (UTC)
ALRIGHT alright, put your wand down. It's just ... well you won't like it, okay?


I was in the library earlier and some of the sixth years were messing about. Anyway I confiscated the photo off Davy Gudgeon.
Padfootistuffmypants on June 10th, 2007 03:13 am (UTC)
WHERE THE BUGGERING SOD DID DAVY GUDGEON FIND A PICTURE OF MY BROTHER IN A TUTU?!??!?!
Remus Jane Lupin: ahahahaha wangmoopylunin on June 10th, 2007 03:19 am (UTC)
Well ... I think he took it himself. Look, it says "Reggie a tondue, third floor bathroom, May '77"
Padfootistuffmypants on June 10th, 2007 03:23 am (UTC)
That wee-willied brother-fancying strumpet. I am going to kill him.
Remus Jane Lupin: melting your knickersmoopylunin on June 10th, 2007 03:29 am (UTC)
Wait, Padfoot! I don't think that's a good idea, we don't know all the facts. It might be perfectly innocent.


And anyway you're not going anywhere until you finish what you started.


By which I mean finish me off, you disgusting tease.
Padfoot: 'lo moonyistuffmypants on June 10th, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
I see what you're trying to do, Moony, and it's not going to work. Out of my way, I won't be distracted. Gudgeon must die. Bloody lechering scoundrel, I am going to RIP OUT HIS TONGUE AND MAKE HIM EAT IT. WHICH WILL BE REALLY DIFFICULT AND UNPLEASANT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE WON'T HAVE A TONGUE. THAT'S WHAT WE CALL IRONIC, MOONY.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 11th, 2007 10:56 am (UTC)
Well, that was certainly a turn-off.
Padfootistuffmypants on June 11th, 2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
I thought you liked it when I talk about dismembering people.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 11th, 2007 06:16 pm (UTC)
Where did you get that idea?
Padfootistuffmypants on June 11th, 2007 07:09 pm (UTC)
Well there was that one time? When you ... er ... okay fine I made it up. Happy now?
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 11th, 2007 07:11 pm (UTC)
Ecstatic. So are we going to kill Gudgeon or not?
Padfootistuffmypants on June 11th, 2007 08:01 pm (UTC)
You mean you really want to? But ... but it's against the rules!
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 11th, 2007 08:04 pm (UTC)
Strictly, yes, but we've only got a month of school left and he really is a complete knob.
Padfoot: stop staring at my crotchistuffmypants on June 11th, 2007 08:20 pm (UTC)
I ... oh Moony, you're the best girlfriend ever.