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Remus Jane Lupin
16 August 2006 @ 07:59 pm
Lily? Um, I need your help.

See I can't ask James or Sirius, and you're better than I am at Transfigurations.

Remus Jane Lupin
30 July 2006 @ 06:42 pm

Now I remember why I said I wasn't ever drinking again. Morning, Snape.

Remus Jane Lupin
27 July 2006 @ 07:06 pm
Look, shaving isn't a laughing matter.

I know you all think it's very funny that I've got to the age of seventeen without ever having to shave, this does not mean that I am a girl. And anyway, technically most of them start shaving before us. Don't look at me like that, just ask Lily. I promise you.

Er anyway. My dad thought it was about time I started acting more manly, or something (I'm blaming all of you entirely for the fact that even my own father thinks I'm a pansy), and so he bought me a razor and sent me off. I know how it's done and everything, but I ran out of shaving cream halfway through and all there was is the stuff my mum uses - Mrs Chrysanthemum's Expert Lather for the Sensitive Woman.

I now smell like frescia, whatever that is, and I'm bleeding profusely from about sixteen different places (Stop pulling faces, Sirius. I'm being careful not to drip on the page). Also I would like to complain about false advertising. That stuff doesn't lather up at all. It just clings to your skin in an oily sort of way and makes you bleed. I am highly unimpressed.

If it wouldn't mean even more shaving, I'd buy a skirt and grow my hair out and call myself Doreen. Or maybe Rosie.
Remus Jane Lupin
24 July 2006 @ 12:40 am
I'm going to regret this.

Ah, Snape?
Remus Jane Lupin
05 July 2006 @ 10:11 pm
It's been nice being home again. Mum won't stop fussing over me though, and Dad keeps trying to teach me to fish. I'm rubbish at it. All I've managed to catch so far is a boot, which I don't think is the point.

Mum's been teaching me to cook, for when I move out. Today she taught me to make treacle tart, because she knows it's Sirius' favourite. I didn't have the heart to tell her that he- that we argued.

I hope you're all having good summers. Lily, would you still like me to take you to Diagon Alley sometime?
Remus Jane Lupin
30 June 2006 @ 12:32 am


Where did this come from? Someone spellotaped my journal back together. I just found it by my bed.

Remus Jane Lupin
22 June 2006 @ 05:46 pm

I feel like a pig shat in my head.

What on earth happened last night?

Remus Jane Lupin
13 June 2006 @ 10:47 pm
Ahh the dormitory has been so quiet for the last few days with Sirius confined to the infirmary and James off flirting with Lily. Also Peter is still MIA. I hope we find him before the end of term. I hope Snape hasn't kidnapped him and been experimenting on him in horrible and creative ways.


I wonder if Sirius is feeling any better.
Remus Jane Lupin
04 June 2006 @ 08:51 pm
Today was nice. It's such a relief now that exams are over. I spent the day reading by the lake. It was extremely relaxing not having to worry about what Sirius and James might have been getting up to, or have to worry about telling people off for making noise in the corridors.

I wonder if James has burnt anything yet today.
Remus Jane Lupin
27 May 2006 @ 04:34 pm
Dear Mister Lupin,

Madam Pince has informed me of the disturbance you caused in the library yesterday afternoon. I hardly need repeat what was said, as I'm sure she made it perfectly clear to you that she would not tolerate that sort of behaviour amongst her books. I should inform you that Madam Pince has also requested that I relieve you of your Prefect duties, however I feel that after two years of sensible behaviour, I can overlook one little hiccup. Even if it did involve gross indecency.

I shall still have to give you detention, of course, which you will be serving every evening for the next week with Mister Filch. He's expecting you in the dungeons at eight sharp tonight. I'm sure you will be punctual.


Prof. McGonagall.

Sirius, you are a dead man.